Dystopia Version 1 Features

[anton_es]

no, hamster balls

[Tucker]

The new GL models looks awesome, also is that a new skin on the shotgun? Can't tell too well because of the angle.

[Clippit]

[Sheepe]

ARRRRGH!! Basilisk laser snake zombie hamster ball bump!!!

-Sheepe

[nonamebrandeggs]

For every, starting tomorrow (January 26, 2006), I will cut off one of my fingers each day V1 is not released. Your team can expect my airmail in your box.


...Unless of course... You release it tomorrow?

[Juan]

you might have a few fingers left to play it with

[Clippit]

[TawnosPrime]

For every, starting tomorrow (January 26, 2006), I will cut off one of my fingers each day V1 is not released. Your team can expect my airmail in your box.


...Unless of course... You release it tomorrow?

Please don`t release it before 10 days. I wanna see if he`ll actually do this.

[nonamebrandeggs]

I ended up sending $10 instead of a finger . Fedex rates to Australia were high in this time of anticipation.

[KindredPhantom]

I think that was a wise decision.

[Sgt_Hobo]

See, now you can fully enjoy V1. That was perhaps the best thing you could've done sans figuring out how to grow an extra few fingers.

[nonamebrandeggs]

You'll be sent information on how to get access to the release candidates to the email address in your profile. Your steamid needs to be correct to allow you to join the test servers.

I need my V1

Send me that email pleeeeeaaaassseeee.

[Clippit]

can any of you cunts please comment on my dog. just put me out of my misery.

[MarvintheParanoidAndroid]

can any of you cunts please comment on my dog. just put me out of my misery.

It's a very nice dog. Well done.

[Clippit]

Thank you so much You are a wonderful man, i feel so much better now, thank you so much.

that's a leunig thing, i'll scan it when i get home.

[Sheepe]

The sun scares me more...

-Sheepe

[Thepenguin]

I have been trolling this mod since before (when was it that the only map you had was vaccine cuz thats when i started) and i thought it was awesome, and it looks even awesomer. Congrats for making such a great mod!

Your friendly grenade launcher toting penguin-troll

[GanjaTron]

For every, starting tomorrow (January 26, 2006), I will cut off one of my fingers each day V1 is not released. Your team can expect my airmail in your box.

So if we were to go by nonnamebrandegg's finger scale, he would of been down to 3 fingers, as of today Feb 1st. I really hope tomorrow or this weekend I can stop counting his lack of fingers.

[GanjaTron]

1 Finger is what we would of been down too, that is clearly less than one can use to play dystopia, so I call shananigans on Juan for his inaccuracy. Looks like another disappointing weekend.

[Juan]

if you start counting from the next time fuzzy makes a news post, he'd have three fingers left to play it with by the time it came out

that's about as awkwardly as I can phrase that

[GraFiX]

Worry not, guys.
We feel the pull, too. You want it. We wanna get it out to ya!

I can vouch for all the devs when I say - we are working day and night to pack in the goodness, and weed out all the last little glitches.

We feel sure you'll agree its worth the wait. Not long now, not long at all.