You've heard of the Dystopia Global League, now you'll hear of the Dystopia GOLF league!
But Pythons, what is the Dystopia Golf League? Why, it's only the hippest, freshest sport to hit the Dystopia scene in years! To start you off, I'll go ahead and answer some pesky Frequently Asked Questions!
Q. Who can play Dystopia Golf?
A. Anyone (besides WNx members [fuck you, WNx])! You can be a pro like me, or a newbie; it doesn't matter!
Q. Are you serious?
A. Yes!
Q. When are Dystopia Golf matches held?
A. Any time! A Dystopia Golf match can be between up to two competitive teams, or a game can even be held in the comforts of a public server!
Q. Gee, that sounds swell! But how do you play?
A. It's simple, really! The person with the lowest score at the end of a round wins Dystopia Golf! A Dystopia Golf match can be started by announcing "Dystopia Golf - Lowest score wins!"
Q. Are there any rules?
A. Aside from being a good sport, doing the best you can, and achieving the lowest score possible? No!
Q. So there's no timelimit?
A. Of course there is, silly! The length of a Dystopia Golf round varies depending on the server in which it is being hosted, but 20 minutes is recommended!
Q. Who is the current Dystopia Golf champion?
A. As of 12/05/08, the current leader is "Duke Nukem", with a grand total of negative 297 points! What a champ! Keep up the good work!
Still not convinced that this is THE sport for you? I've taken the time to compile a collection of screenshots displaying satisfied Golf players, and a pie chart to wrap things up!
And finally, the pie chart!
By now, you've probably decided that you want to be the newest addition to an ever-growing collection of Professional Dystopia Golf players such as I; so get out there and show them what you're made of, sport!
Official Steam Group - http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dystgolf
